What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
took out my tampon, fucked him, and put a new one back in all before he realized I was on my period. beat that one bitch.
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
Then they all walked away with the drinks I bought them, and the fat one slapped me in the face. I left and my car had been towed. Worst night ever.
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I just saw a sign that said "STRIPPERS!!! As seen on Jerry Springer!". As if Springer is the highest honor. I'm pretty sure we're in south Georgia.
I fell asleep while we were Skyping and woke up to his balls bouncing in front of the camera while he sang "Wakey Wakey!" over and over again. Merryfuckingchristmas.
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
From now on when a guy sends me a dick picture I'm going to send them a picture of some other dudes dick.
You had two tasks: \n1) put on a condom \n2) text me so I don't walk in on you \nIt really isn't that hard
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the whole bar just wished me luck with my booty call tonight
I just had the best counseling appointment lets fucking rage
In the middle of our bar crawl last night we stopped to pet dogs at a dog park. who would let a drunk person bet play with their dog???
Your dick is going to fall off. Be careful or you'll get callouses. A workingman's dick.
If I shaved my pubic hair into a heart for valentine's day how much would you judge me?
aloe plants are like gummy bears with an exoskeleton, but with healing powers instead of deliciousness.
are you on the drugs???
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