i just recognized the girl sitting across from me from a lesbian porno... should i ask for an autograph?
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
she could've warned me his penis was curved
ya i dont think she expected you to get with her boyfriend.
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My vibrator challenges you to a duel.
He couldn't stand on his own, but he managed to somehow to get to the beer garden and get served 3 more. I'm proud to call him my cousin.
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
that's right. bitches got laser pointers. let's fuck shit up
WHAT THE FUCK JASON, WHY IS THERE A FREE BLOW JOBS BY LISA SIGN IN MY FRONT LAWN WITH MY PHONE NUMBER ON IT?! PEOPLE ARE PULLING INTO MY DRIVEWAY!
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I just hooked up with the same bartender my dad cheated on my mom with in the 90s. Not sure how this makes me feel.
family traditions my good sir
Have 7 min to kill while I wait for liquor store to open. Feels really awkward.
He wasn't excited for the fifty shades of grey trailer, so I told him we're done
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
Every time I look at him 'Relax' by Frankie Goes to Hollywood plays in my head. Is that weird?
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