I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
You called me your momma bear, and then demanded more vodka
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
Not to play devil's advocate, but, considering how our species has evolved so far... I'm kinda rooting for the sun on the whole heat death thing.
Haha idk you were stealing pizza dough at dominos
Someone explain to me why I woke up to find a stolen shopping cart in my room...
But I thought it was so funny last night
You also thought you were a gypsy mermaid last night
Hahaha wearing a fake moustache in public was the best idea i ever had
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