My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
There is something about drinking on a golf course and getting with younger women that just really makes me feel at home.
oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
if I want to go home with a foreign boy, please feel free to let me go, sober me gives you permission to let drunken me do it
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i totally fed the cab driver fruit salad with my hands while he was driving
Fuck your 100 proof Hot Damn. Do you know what 100 proof vomit tastes like? Anger.
God and karma are having a fucking field day with my body today.
Fire alarms went off at reception of gay wedding im at. We all had to evacuate until FD got here. Then...ill just text the photos.
I am day drunk. Get ready to see my dick.
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Either I'm still drunk or the right side of the bed is now the left side.
Taco trucks are like ice cream trucks for drunk adults. They should have a mariachi tune they play super loud to bring people out of the bars for tacos.
I really enjoy how cavalier you're being about your chlamydia
She took me into the bathroom and force fed me a panini, it was pretty good.
Kyle passed out in the tub after breaking a glass and shouting, "WHAT ASSHOLE GAVE ME A GLASS?" His girlfriend gave it to him...
he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
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