Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
He has crabs, not bed bugs. I recommend incoporating a clinic on this mornings walk of shame route.
Her parents walked in on us. So for my birthday they bought me a blow-up doll with their daughters face on it. I don't know what to think right now.
you almost dropped the shot glass then you thought you were such a hard ass for catching it that you slammed it on the table and broke it
I have discovered that there is nothing that a giant penis attached to a southern accent can't talk me into. yee-haw!
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
Apparently "I licked it so now it's mine" doesn't apply to people
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
Trying to take a nap and my brain decides to play "lets have flashbacks every time you blew it with a chick in college". It's a montage of stupidity and youthful inexperience. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
I have a strong contender for the new number 1 position for fwb. He met me at the door with pizza and a shot of patron
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
Yesterday I went home with one shoe, today I go home with three. Fucking win.
I think I was judged by a squirrel this morning during the walk...
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