On friday while at the hotel bar by myself (creepy) I made friends w/ a millionaire who said he may be running for the position of mayor in richmond va (likely a lie). At one point during our discourse he asked if I was crazy. In the effort of full disclosure I looked him in the eye and said yes
I don't know what prompted his inquiry, clearly this man had impeccable intuition
Thats not how I planned it, its just the way she passed out
God. I'm so broke I don't even have a dollar to snort my adderall through.
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
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It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
and my attempt at hiding my drunkness from my parents included walking into the wall as soon as they let me into the house.
Ummm I just broke my no puke streak at church
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
Some kid just stopped wherever he was walking, turned to me, and gave me a slow clap. So I'm pretty sure my walk of shame beats yours.
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We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
So uh... Did you mail me business cards that describe my profession as "tortured soul"?
as I was leaving in the morning with his clothes on his roommate pops up and goes 'don't you dare steal that shirt, i gave it to him for his birthday'.
Can we just take a minute to acknowledge that you're drinking with your gay ex boyfriend's DAD who is a DEACON??
This Cougar is looking at me like I’m a piece of meat and buying me top shelf cocktails
I’m getting a fear boner thinking about what she might do to me
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