apparently when i got back to tyler's i layed face down on the bed and yelled "don't hurt my asshole!"
thats the mark of a good guy. when you can period all over his leg and he still thinks you're beautiful!
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
Omg, looked at my call history, and judging by the times of calls it took me like half hour to walk home frommcds
Oh god. It's like a broken faucet. My guts sound like a bilge pump clogged with golf balls and cake frosting.
I woke up in my living room, on the floor, wearing nothing but a fur coat?
You dropped my mother on the dance floor. She has a concussion. You didn't apologize. Don't speak to me for a while.
You just want me for my pizza coupons and my penis.
Hey what you doing tonight?
Working at the hospital! So hurt yourself and come visit :)
See you in about a hour
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
He sounds like Chris Tucker and wants to eat me out when I’m on my period. If that isn’t love I don’t know what is.
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