It's not a real calculator it's a math calculator
NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
Buying beer for freshmen. No matter what they ask for, I'm getting them Colt 45.
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
i actually pissed myself from laughing when I saw the old man in lingerie carrying a spiderman purse. I dont know if he was real or if it was the tequila, but my head hurts.
she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
You grinded and hooked up with a middle aged tiger woods look-a-like with manboobs. Tequila isn't for you.
I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
I have a cracked rib, no way in hell I'm bottoming for him tonight!
HE WAS DRESSED LIKE A FISHERMAN AND HE WAS LIKE OH SHIT I THINK I JUST FOUND THE DEADLIEST CATCH i couldnt not go for it my honour compelled me
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
so I think we need to change lawn care services...the guy woke me up by the pool while I was naked...told me he already picked up all the beer cans for us and gave me his number for the next time we party...
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
Randomize
