Christians are straight up FREAKS
kristin has been a bad kristin
A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
i just like, need to vent to someone
Can we skip the part where I pretend to care and fast forward to the appreciative blowjob from you?
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Should I tell them about my ticket for possession or about how I'm shitting blood? Which one will gain the most sympathy?
I actually cannot wait for your visit. I miss people who make me look like the virgin mary in comparison.
PLEASE. I won't throw up on the floor this time. Or fuck in the bathroom. Or dance on the pool table. So PLEASE.
Just stepped off the plane in St. Louis. I'm breaking out in hives, I'm allergic to Midwesterners. Can't WAIT to get the fuck out of here.
I'm the one on the patio wearing underwear. Holding a pipe. Pigtail and glasses. Can't miss me.
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I'm gonna try Jim's breakup remedy this weekend.
Is that the one where you drink 3 cases of beer and rewatch as much WWE RAW as you can find? Or the one where you hookup with fatties on Craigslist?
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
Today is a good day to get high. It's easy to blame the glazed-over look in my eye on my new contacts
Just went to jump into bed... Completely missed the bed.
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