i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
no. you can't hotbox the world.
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted
it is a toga and you are a goddess.
Wake up, take the dog to the trails, puke in the woods. More days should start like this.
I may or may not vaguely recall punching you in the dick but it was a misunderstanding and I forgive you can we have make up sex?
I may not be his cup of tea, but I bet I'm his 10th shot of tequila
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
So you're at your daughter's volleyball game looking at dicks online? That's amazing.
No, I was picking her up from volleyball and sitting in my car looking at dicks.
if he ever tells me he loves me when we are sober, i am a goner. just fyi.
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
Ahh yes. I lost my pants and swimming suit and phone charger. And I've found out who has them all even while hungover. Successful day. Nice party too.
She was so happy for me that she insisted I fuck her with my Bills jersey on. THAT ACCOMMODATING
idk what to be more embarrassed/confused about, that i lost my underwear or that i woke up covered in fried rice
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