I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
Homeless guy on the metro is drinking beer out of a coke bottle. Hello friend.
Apparently "he pulled out..mostly" is not a valid reason for thinking there's no way i can be pregnant to the nurses at the student health center.
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just found gum connecting my sunglasses to my floor board. you don't want to know where else it was.
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
Hung over does not do it justice. I am hung like a horse over. I am hungover and over and over. I am hung, drawn and quartered fucking over. They just told me I can't keep my sunglasses on in the office. Fuck drinking with you people.
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
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I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
Crying on the toilet and taking a shit. This is what being an adult is about
Do you think the police would frown on me opening a psych drug pharmacy on the side? Just to dispose of my drugs without polluting the water supply! It is for the animals!
Umm...sounds like a maybe. I broke my nose and have surgery next wed but if I'm ok by Friday I'm down.
1st date with cop went weird. He yelled at me & we had a horrible date. Walking to the car I tripped & started bleeding & then he made out with me. Is it wrong that I want to see him again?
THIS IS WHY YOU NEED THERAPY!
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