You just made me feel so damn special
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
you're being fucking weird and i don't like it. text me when you're not being the after picture on a poster for rehab
You put your name in his phone but not your number then screamed "Open the door!" and jumped out of the car
No seriously you guys are gonna get arrested
Do me a favor I want you to reach down the front of your pants and underwear and just feel around for a while... if you happen to find your balls then join us
Let us ponder on the good times. Ya know when the Jonas brothers were incapable of growing facial hair and I didn't fully understand what a dick looks like
Just passed the animal clinic parking lot I had to pull over to puke in during welcome week. I can almost hear the dogs barking at my shame again.
Drunk me is basically the Oprah of nudes. Everyone gets one.
You stared at a Swedish dude for like 5 minutes then asked him "shouldn't you be yelling at dragons"
He fucked me while wearing a unicorn horn. I think I have found the one...
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
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