Okay just took the preggers test..and im NOT! :)
awesome babe! drinks tonight!
Wait does the happy face mean yes? fuck.
eh.. i should've known it was headed downhill after he used the phrase "pussy sundae"
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
Then you got really excited when I upgraded you from puke bowl to puke bucket.
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
He came up there while i was bartending, ate a salad, told me he wanted to divorce me, then tipped me 10 dollars....
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
I ended up in a shower with 9 people and a bunch of unopened beer last night. I think I got peed on. Hands were everywhere. We sold the peed on beer to people knocking on the hotel room door.
Wow, now I'm sad I didn't go.
I didn't hate myself when I woke up today, that's improvement right?
With the drought our water bill is skyrocketing. No more shower sex, masturbating, or pretending to be under a water fall after smoking a blunt.
It feels like there's puke trying to explode out of me from behind my eyeballs.
I awoke this morning alone and naked in my bed I forecast my date later not going so well because I have three giant hickies on my neck there is a note next to my bed that looks a 3rd grader wrote it on my college acceptance letter
The only thing that got rode last night was the shit face train. I brought him home to see wht all the hype was about and he just started crying and puking in my bathroom.
Blizzard, Hour 9: I'm 7 beers deep and have finished Ninja Turtles. I am listening to the NYPD and Nassau Fire Dept pipes and drums and writing new drum scores in my head, which I may or may not remember tomorrow
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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