the best things in life are free. have that freshly fucked look and doing the walk of shame by HIS girlfriend.....priceless
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
You were making dinosaur noises while jerking me off..
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
They thought I was the paid stripper pretty much, and a lady tried to set me up with her nephew and then wanted to get my number for lesbian daughter... A typical night for me
I just bought condoms at Big Lots. please save this text so you can laugh at me in 9 months
I still don't know why you took that job... it sounds miserable
not having any beer money sounds even more miserable
I woke up in the ER. This living like theres no tomorrow really could mean theres no tomorrow.
I love you. Happy valentines. Satin Patricks dayyyyyyyyyy. Alreadythrew up. Geeeeerait.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just threw up in my front yard because my roommate was in the bathroom. Fuck New Years Day.
If he thinks that that is an acceptable way to ask me out he is out his goddamn ginger mindddddd.
I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
I went to BBQ fest on Wednesday and came home wearing a different shirt, so I think I did some good damage.
Getting so old my power naps are turning into, "can I reasonably just go to bed at this time?"
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