every time i send "do you want some cock" to her T9 manages to change it to "anal"...i think she's mad now
I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
They threw me out of the bar because I was arguing business ethics with the owner of th bar
well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
I just got head while watching air force one. Harrison ford would be proud.
Oh yes there is. Now I'm the sad one. Please organize my life. And I will demoralize yours.
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
I'm trying to get fucked by 4 girls here, and you're worried about verb tenses?!
so you ordered business cards online last night with a picture of your dick on them. you need to hide that new credit card when you drink
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
I just called my grandma crying, apologizing for being the first grandchild to have premarital sex...I'm either about to start my period or pregnant.
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
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