Getting 10 cents back for every can is really just encouraging alcoholism.
I just got my poem back from the prof, there's a sticker of a girraffe on it and it says "you're awesome!" ... How can this even be considered real college?!?
You should have been there. We got drunk and threw a sword through his windshield.
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
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He sent me a picture of his dick earlier so now we can all laugh at him tomorrow
I woke up naked except for someone else's socks. Im so proud
It's fucking New Year's. I can be soberish in 2013 after tonight. It's like the 30 years of grey area between Jesus' birth and death.
I also have to vacuum the broken noodles out of my suitcase...
i had a mental breakdown over a math asignment proposed to a glass of chocolate milk then burned my hands when i acidentally leaned on the stove i have the grill marks burned on my hands i can see them
its only been 20 minuts since i last saw you
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My tights ended up on the driveway folded neatly. Any ideas how that happened?
I think the only context in which I'd be comfortable being kidnapped is by a band of baby sloths
Excuse me while I gouge out my eyes.
In which case my work here is done.
Can I just say how funny it is that your "respect" tattoo is right above the bruise from me slapping your ass
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
I tried saying sorry but instead I puked down her shirt and tried to clean it up... Now I have a bruise on my forehead. good news, before she left she wrote her number on my stomach with sharpie
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