Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
I was so drunk last night that I went into my 15 year old sisters room to have her peer edit the drunk texts I was sending to my ex.
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
i just packed a bowl on a big bird place mat and smoked it in a spaceship with a slide. i love babysitting.
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I just had a flashback of me saying "I'm not ready to be a deadbeat mom" lastnight.
I went up by the border of Canada. We took shrooms and went fishing...pretty sure we killed a dragon and ate it for dinner
I have to remind myself to breathe. That hungover.
The only rule I'm making for myself tonight is to not drink out of the sink at the bar.
PLEASE AT LEAST MEOW SO I KNOW YOU AREN'T DEAD
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Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
Dude she passed out on the floor so you covered her with a blanket to make sure "no one would notice her"
And when she started moving around and making noises you told everyone, "it's okay, it's just my roomba under there".......
I like the new guy, he keeps beer in the fridge.
You drunkenly told one of the campus security guards that you liked his headset. In return he introduced himself, lit your cig, and told us that if anyone was giving us shit to call and ask for him... Best campus security ever.
Let's just grow old together and be the crazy ladies that sit on the park bench, drinking booze from flasks and loudly talk about people who walk by.
do nipples grow back?
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