I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
Mowing drunk should be an olympic sport...
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
I love having a vagina, its like having the keys to a city
Hey for future reference vodka can not be substituted for water when shaving your legs
You can't just hum the Jaws theme song when you pull down my pants.
Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
the bride at the wedding we just crashed said we can stay only if we strip for her. You need to get down here
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
On way back. With a shopping cart. Minimal casualties.
We found Mulan.
I thought you were in bed what the hell
I know what you meant. If you want babies in time for your birthday, we gonna need either a time machine or a ski mask.
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
She's running around the streets punching people and narrating. I don't know whether to laugh or stop her
Sometimes I wish I could tell all my past/present hookups what the nicknames that my friends and I have assigned them.
Randomize
