My boss just told me $1,000 at a six hour event wouldn't be worth her time. She makes $70k a yr. and apparently never learned multiplication.
i'm sending her a home depot gift card for the hole i put in her wall. call it good?
We were busted for public indecency in the back of my car in the parking lot. This time we were just reading my Cosmo magazine.
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
Going to get yelled at but I labeled the reel "four dried up sluts decide going to the middle east to shop during a war is the best idea ever"
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
Well the walls are thin and I can hear the couple next door having sex. I think their dog is somehow involved.
If you were a real friend you would have told me you saw me in a porno despite how awkward of a convo it is. You act like I should always know when I'm being recorded.
I could have made money off of that but no you had to wait 2 years to drunkenly tell me this shit.
I usually just read books and meditate to an aquatic soundtrack of sea walrus's mating. But ill choose coors light instead
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
Idk how much vodka is on these pants but I'm gonna wear them anyway: the biopic
So you thought it was a good idea to make plans for the same time same place with the guy you were sort of dating AND his best friend you slept with?
I think it might be the guy sitting next to me. I've concluded he HAS to be smuggling insane amounts of onions in his wardrobe to smell like that
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