I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
The guy at the liquor store just checked my id and said "oh it's you"
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
The paramedics came back to shotgun beers with us.
We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
Only I could get hit on by homophobic straight guys in a drag bar.
You don't even know. The entire marching band thinks I'm an alcoholic.
Let's say hypothetically if you were going to put icing on a penis and then lick it clean...what would you ice it with? Not a knife right?
He just said Bill Nye is just a dude. If I ever considered sleeping with him, I never will now.
He got the life proof phone case so he could jack off in the shower without his wife knowing
Just cuz I'm recovering alcoholic does NOT make me the taxi for you every weekend
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
Just realized that I indirectly pay for sex through my cable bill
Wow. He is an expensive lay
I still have to figure out the cost per lay. It could be a financially sound investment
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