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no you're not listening to me HE WANTED TO BRAID MY HAIR
you passed out when you kept trying to hold your breath during the underwater scenes of 2012
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
i saw a stretcher and literally ran around for 10 minutes telling people it wasnt for me
she named my penis "gigantor the baby arm"
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
The only thing I accomplished today was naming the bag of wine I've been drinking
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
Best case scenario I do a bunch of dirty things to you, blow your mind and you enjoy it. Worst case I stare at you, poke at you, smile and droll on myself, you laugh.
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
MY GOD DAMN TV STOPS WORKING EVERY TIME I AM THIS FUCKING HIGH. WHY MUST IT TORMENT ME?!
I've had more sex since the twins moved in than I'd had in the previous four years. They are the best wingman ever.
Had sex on the beach last night with a drug dealer. win-win-win situation
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