that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
It just sucks seeing everyone get flowers but me...
yeah, but they die. it takes a while, but they die. just like all of these kids relationships will. tequila doesnt die. its a live in the moment thing... like a valentines day one night stand. so long run, tequila is the better gift.
I think my penis and your vagina just became best friends last night.
The vibrator you gave me is probably the one thing I will never give up if we got robbed at gunpoint
What's the appropriateness of putting a 50 cent lyric in my gmas eulogy?
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
I'm on acid right now in three feet of snow. I NEEEED YOOOOUUUU
High-fiving last weekend's hook up in passing on the way to class has given me quite the lady boner.
Can we talk about how she only slept with you because you remind her of a member of a K-pop group?
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
You lost to your mom AND grandma in beer pong last night. pretty sure that constitutes a retirement from the sport
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