So I just found panties on our kitchen floor that had a slit in the vagina section. Does that mean shes open for sex, or she has a penis?
just gave another girl i passed on the walk of shame a high five
how was ur day?
this is strictly sexting don't make small talk.
I told him we couldn't hang out because I had strep, he said he's had it once so he couldn't get it again. The sex isn't worth this level of stupidity
Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
Dude he was a used car salesman for his friends' penises. I know I have something here that's right for you!
That ACT prep teacher knew i was hung. I could see it in her eyes.
There is a 1000000% chance you'll be turned down if you try coming on to me while I watch Star Wars.
BURNT NIPPLES ARE UNHAPPY NIPPLES.
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
I just threw up vodka and hot dogs in a handicapped stall with someone in it who couldn't make me leave because he couldn't walk.
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
Today is get drunk without showing anyone my penis day
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
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