I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Rocking a Headband at the strip club, because of Rock of Love this shit is like their kryptonite, I smell like stripper butter and back child support.
im surrounded by empty glasses of chocolate milk WTF
My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
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I couldn't get internet on my iPod in this hotel room for porn, so I made due with UFC.
I'm not sure what to say to that.
I literally ate my thanksgiving dinner while getting a lapdance. And honestly, after that, there is no other way.
how are you gonna miss the world cup? other than the olympics it's our last way to assert our dominance over China after this economic bull shit
I took both his daughters virginities. There's no way he won't give me a job
Just got a event reminder on my phone to never party with you again.
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triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
I feel like someone had their period in my eyes.
I'm sorry I got a little outta control last night.
my mom just walked in on me in the shower doing the "ass hair shave" pose.
Imagine Captain Hook, but in penis form and sometimes shy.
My date bailed but I got to take a nap so I'm cool with it.
That sounds worse than that time you thought out an entire story of how big bird would kill you
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