It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
Buying weed on Christmas. Gotta love Jewish drug dealers
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
i wish the dell website had a "did you drink an entire bottle of rum and stepped on your laptop which shattered the screen this weekend and would like to know how to fix it without your parents finding out FAST?" link on their homepage.. i can't be the only one
and now her best friend is massaging my table under the leg. this may not end well.
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
Told him I'd blow him in the bathroom. There was a giant window everyone was looking thru. He whipped it out n I burst out laughing n walked away. Even blackout drunk I set the bar high. You should be proud.
He is indeed a crazy mutha fucka. But mark my words. MARK MY WORDS. My job has placed me at the same party as Tom Cruise. I. Am. Fucking. The. Crazy. Out. Of . That. Alien . Fucker.
There are two women in my bed. I'm gonna have a bowl of noodles so I can better understand my success.
I'm jealous that you can use my boobs as pillows & I can't.
Went to night shots with Kayla... she punched this guy and I got his friends number. Not sure if she's the best or worst wingman ever.
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
I used to sleep with a guy on the USA rugby team... He stole my credit card and my Hitman DVD. I'm more upset about the Hitman DVD..
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
Its mothers day... Can my present be an orgasm...for once?
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