He is such a slut. More and more my type.
Wait wait wait. I remember riding in her car to the next bar. On your lap. With my head on the dashboard. That probably should have been my cut off point.
there is literally a full grown man stuck between the radiator and her bed. i thought i kicked him out 20 minutes ago but nope we found him
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
Ya he's the booze devil, like if the black hole and Bermuda triangle joined forces with Captain Morgan
Omg do you remember last night you kept pointing to your vag asking who wants to play this like a fiddle hahaha
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
i swear to god if you did anything to my honey bunches ill remove all the oats and shove them up your dickhole then play pinata with my foot to knock them all back out
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
Blow job season was short but glorious.
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
Riddle me this: why did I wake up next to a stuffed sword fish?
I was watchin a porno and I sware I saw that dude at the bar at applebees the other night
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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