I just googled "whats above a trillion", thats how busy I am at work.
we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
she sang that "this little piggy song" to my balls. and somehow made it work, with me only having two balls instead of five.
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
i decided this morning while eating my breakfast of red bull and cold pizza that i should take a vow of celibacy
Actually, I take that back. You can only have it if I'm allowed to French braid the mullet.
Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
Just got a 15 minute lecture from a drag queen about how bisexuality doesn't exist. Cher would be so disappointed in her.
Remember when we used to smoke out of an apple at the playground? Those were some precious moments
I had sex in the tube at that same playground once. That park is full of memories.
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
As your boyfriend, I'm gonna congratulate you on winning that fist fight. But as a cop, I have to tell you to not do that again.
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
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