i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
She agreed that we could have sex whenever I wanted and I could let someone else meet my mom.
She literally called herself a shamefully bad decision. Of course I slept with her. Best bad decision ever
I don't remember much of last night. But I woke up with very apologetic texts from him this morning so apparently I didn't get laid. Which is stupid.
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well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
But it's ok cause then I turned my tequila blanket into a tequila comforter and I felt no pain
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
My Easter dress smells like alcohol, men, and bad decisions
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Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
One day, I might be old and married wishing I could bang everyone... and that'll be a problem. So I feel in my heart it's something I need to do.
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
Setting myself up for trouble? Yes. But getting laid is a lot more important at this time.
Because, after all, nothing quite says life in 2020 than doing laundry at 9:40 on a Friday morning to make sure you have masks and underwear.
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