break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
If Ritalin and Plan B had an illegitimate child it would smell like me.
oh God, I have a dick of a middle schooler
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
His shopping cart was nothing but malt liquor and zucchini.
his penis was the training wheels of my sex life
best line ever after sex today..."wow, that was a porn-star sized load"
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
I have vodka soaked strawberries. My latest tarot card reading hinted at a lesbian/bisexual coming out. I doubt I survive the night.
No I need this job. I actually contemplated buying a vibrator with my dad's credit card the other night.
The only math I use in every day life is figuring out how much I can spend on alcohol and still have money to pay my bills. High school lied to us.
when I was walking home I wad so excited to see a cat on the sidewalk but it was really a traffic cone
Idk if I deserve a medal or a one way ticket to hell
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