It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
The liquor store is having an inventory reduction sale. It would be a sin not to stop and help them out.
And we all know God doesn't like sinners.
Amen.
Sitting in a bubble bath with my bong, how's your morning?
I have a video (on my shattered iphone) of a random DJ at some bar giving me a birthday shoutout and texts from random numbers talking about birthday sex. My birthday is in April... Happy birthday to me?
I think this girl gave me a handjob thinking that I would help her with her cell phone bill
omg. that's awesome
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
They should incorporate dolphins into professional surfing
I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
I can recall having this conversation with a three year old, but go on
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
He serenaded me say anything-style with Weird Al songs and then blew me on the beach. I'd say he's a keeper.
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