God dammit. Now I'm pissed at Arizona, while feeling bad for my poor, poor penis.
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
he yelled "RELEASE THE KRAKEN" then hit me with his dick
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
There is a large scratch and bruise about the size of a pizza bagel next to my vagina. Please text back if you know what happened.
How do I tell her I need the lights out when I'm getting head because she and my mom share a perm color
You were greeting everyone with " Hi I'm Jess show me your dick" whether they were dudes or not.
Dude just texted me asking if I could drive 45 mins for a quickie dude use your hand
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
Want to do me the honour of waxing my legs again before I go to Mexico? I feel like it's a tradition we shouldn't break.
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
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