She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
I just woke up in my car with half the wedding cake next to me. This will not end well.
it's my sixth sense. If there's an orgy within 20 miles of me i'll know about if. Or be a part of it.
your dad made us margaritas and breakfast on the morning. I think it's safe to say he relives his glory days through us
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
What's a nice way of saying "You fell asleep, and I got bored, so I made out with your brother"?
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
that's how you measure success
By how bad my vagina hurts on a Tuesday morning while I'm trying to figure out how I got white girl wasted on a Monday?
I feel like I just want to take a shot of jack, have sex, and shoot myself in the face. In that order exactly.
You fell asleep on the toilet and he was like uh should I take her off?
It's one PM on a Saturday and I'm sitting here drinking Jack, eating a block of cheese and playing Minecraft. Please tell me you can come drag me to a bar.
We went camping and met these lesbians and now I have S'mores where there shouldn't be S'mores.
i think im in europe. pls send help
Where do you think your fantastically immense lady-boner for men in uniform comes from?
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