Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
I found out why we traded puke covered dresses in the bathroom.
Making pb&j crepes. Using corn tortillas. So high. I don't know if I'm offending French people or Mexican people more.
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
It was honestly like he was directing a porno or something. he kept telling different people to grab other people's boobs, it was all very artistic.
Congrats. You are not detrimental enough to my psyche to be discussed during this mornings therapy appointment. Please follow up next week to see if you made the cut.
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
Long story short he broke into a preschool and threw all their cones into a tree.
God dammit not the cupcake channel. Not when I'm high.
I think I met somebody from your birthday this past weekend. He said I held a push up contest outside the bar and told them I would make out with the winner. He said he won..
You know you can't live off of vodka and pizza rolls forever
I'VE ALREADY MADE MY CHOICE
Oh god now he thinks I'm into him because I've been staring at him trying to figure out what animal he looked like
Bonded with the ladies at the perfume outlet by saying "help me smell like i'm not hungover before my shift starts". This is not where I wanted my life to be
Let's be honest, college orientation is going to be "here's how to drink everclear"
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