i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
Found my sandals in your freezer this morning, THANKS
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
they duct taped my keg cup to my hand with my sister's phone number on it. I should be ok tonight.
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
Maybe it's just my body's way of telling me I don't need pinky toes. Like I'm the next evolutionary leap or something...
I confess. I just downed the bottle of saki. And I'm singing phantom of the opera to the dogs. Be glad you're not here for the high notes.
Yeah I had this grand plan to bring flaming dr pepper shots to some girls and say "these shots are hot, but not as hot as you" but instead I lit the bar on fire
Any man who can do squats while fucking you is a man worth keeping.
I know you just got bad medical news... But want some moonshine?
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
Ugh. I need to go to the store, but I'm too lazy. Whatever shall I do? That girls still passed out. I should steal her car
Played Gay Bar on the jukebox and pissed off the Republicans here. Best day before birthday ever.
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