This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
Did you pour a hundred fucking pounds of sand in my car last night?
lol... you weighed it?
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
you started petting my head and said "there there, majestical unicorn. it won't be long before we get you back to neverland."
He brought me four big burritos and two joints! He can sleep with his bank teller any time he wants!
I just won 200$ from Bar Karaoke, for singing the "Sailor Moon" theme song, and then the Pokemon theme song, also known as the motherfucking ANTHEM OF POKEMON MASTERS LIKE ME. I HAD TO REPRESENT.
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
It's a good thing you're straight. You'd make a horrible lesbian.
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
I must be really high or they really did just bring me a banana split instead of a burger
They just canceled the season. It’s going to be harder to bang soccer moms this year
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