BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
I really don't think you should have 'baptized' your tattoo in vodka the same night you got it.
You did a jig for the bouncer when you saw him. Just reminding you.
He texted me saying that his mom found my nuva ring in their jacuzzi filter. I don't think I'm welcome back anytime soon.
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
Like fighting the continuous urge to sing Neil diamond "coming to America" kinda fucked up right now
I think I reached some stage of aging, have a sore/injured shoulder from sex, next up carpal tunnel from sexting.
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
I paper cut my nipple reading mail topless
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