Let's make love on the newspapers that declare financial doomsday
I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
Some mysterious chinese delivery man dropped off 2 free egg rolls. Clutch
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
hey you knew what you were in for when i showed up with 2 fifths of Jim. plus i left money to pay for a new sink
I'm pretty sure we got the cab driver deported
i am way too old to be getting fingered at work
No it's cool, He's been doing my English papers in exchange for lap dances since the eleventh grade. We're very professional.
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
He taped a champagne bottle to both his hands and called himself edward champagne hands. At one point he poured some on his lap and said " Just needed to make sure my dick got some too"
Cutting up lines with the edge of my birth control packet. Just reminding you this is the person you've CHOSEN to be monogamous with.
I can't help you right now because I'm shaving my feet...like a lady.
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
Randomize
