He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
Tears do usually get me what I want. That and oral sex.
it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
My main thought on the Olympics: I need LESS cowbell.
i have my own cum on my nose right now. don't talk to me about "embarrassed".
I know what youre going to say and vodka only explains half of my sitation
i just found this napkin with your number on it in my jacket pocket. it reads amy, drawing of a wine bottle and a house
Also just throwing this out there I don't think anyone who brings another girl back to your bed to share with you can qualify as a frigid bitch
xanax give me strength to not ask where we stand with booty calls
It's like the first time your mom catches you masturbating. We both know what she saw. We're just not talking about it...
I continue to impress myself. Also I'm probably pregnant
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
I sent my brother over to my ex's to get the rest of my stuff. He comes back SEVEN HOURS LATER, high as fuck without my shit! No loyalty.
Randomize
