She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
can you come get me at the bar
ill be there in 10 min
can we stop off at build a bear on the way home
He said I was the smartest girl he had ever dated, that should have been a sign from the beginning
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
Should I be alarmed that you're a regular enough at a bar to show up in sweatpants?
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
Dude... You called me at 3am to tell me you still had your pants.
Even though he had a fractured vertebrae, the sex was still phenomenal. Better than normal actually. I hope the vertabrae never heals.
Last night you told me you "were too high" and didn't deserve a hashbrown.
I'm tired of looking like my mother fucked Chewbacca.
Fast is cars. Home is I now. Drunk yoda me is.
Btw, apparently no one knows who ordered the pizzas for the after party, no one paid, and the delivery lady made a celeb shot, took a beer, then said she'd be back later to finish up the game...
What's an appropriate gift to bring to my boyfriend's wife's baby shower?
Shame?
Randomize
