Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
My facebook horoscope today said I will have a little "confusion". Obviously astrology understands a blackout.
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
Dude I need help. What word is complimentary, but sounds like "chunky"?
Just had a handjob preempted by a huge bolt of static electricity leaping from her fingertip to my sack. I hate this time of year.
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
Yeah sorry about that. I got pulled into the Russian student society's end of term party. There was too much vodka and eurodance to come help you pack.
Dude. I don't even want cuddles. I just want an acknowledgement that I just had balls in my mouth.
The hat, the beard, the hard posing - like who does he think he is?
A bag of dicks
That's dating life
Lady at the airport across from me just pulled a cat out of her bag. can't deal with this right now..
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
From now on he's gonna have to shave first. It feels like I got eaten out by a chainsaw!
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