Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
You remember the guy that busted in waving a tazer at everyone yelling "get the fuck outta my crib"?
yeah you don't forget that shit easily
We ended up crawling out from our hiding spot and playing pool with him once he calmed down. His name is Marcus. I got his email.
also found a pic of my head in the microwave from the other night.. hmm
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
Getting haircut. The stylist asked about the body paint dried in my hair. I told her there was prob glitter, too. It was a fun night!
The guy at the rodeo just told me "if ya don't say none, ya don't get none". What the hell does that mean?
Im pretty sure you just got hit on by a gay cowboy.....
Yesterday I went home with one shoe, today I go home with three. Fucking win.
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
That awkward moment when you realize that last night you walked from in n out to petco, bought a mouse for $3, named it mogar, taught it how to skateboard on a techdeck, made it a home out of a trash can, fed it fruity pebbles and cheese, and then forgot where you left it.
On a brighter more disgusting note...... I think I just shart myself but I'm too afraid to find out.
Let me get this straight. You stopped mid foreplay to shave your legs?
Um yeah. I wasn't about to shave them if nothing was happening. And I have HBO. It's not like he's the victim here.
On a scale from 1 to 10 how gross is it to get a chili dog from a vending machine?
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