He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
You sprayed lemon pledge on your crotch because it was "dusty"
wait one more day. tuesday is my official "i hit on you and/or we hooked up this weekend" friend request day.
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
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Just saw a woman in a hospital gown with a Steelers jersey on top smoking a cigarette while hooked up to an IV outside of the hospital. I love Pittsburgh.
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
I can't tell if they're having sex or watching the beach scene from Saving Private Ryan. All I know is I hear explosions and men screaming and crying
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Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
I'm just so happy. I go to sleep and when I wake up there will be chocolate milk and penis.
I need an IV, a new head, and stronger morals.
My pubic hair is shaved into the shape of mistletoe.
I hope that's a joke and if not I need a snap of it
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
I think I gave a random lady a dildo
Again?!
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