Is there a reason "Call me when you're legal" is written on my arm? I'm 22..
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
there was this guy running across campus barefoot in the pouring rain stepping in all the puddles. i want his life. and i want to be stripper.
so i finally decided to ask her out. she started mumbling, then she puked on me. i think i'll try again when she's sober
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
you asked the janitor if you could ride his floor cleaner.
Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
I don't remember anything past "we have 15 minutes to drink this keg."
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
I know it's not technically the "Mile High Club" but we def need a name for the airport bathroom. Cuz that just happened.
I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
I would like to dedicate my cray behavior this week to my uncontrollable hormones and wine. Both have totally Efff'ed with my life.
I'm going through what feels like a break up with beer. I'm emotionally distraught from it's lack of presence.
What has my life become? I'be officially recruited my fuck buddy for help getting my ex back.
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