Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
I had five suicidal voicemails from him when I woke up this morning. They all started and ended with "DON'T FUCK MY ROOMMATES".
It was only one, it doesn't count.
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I am currently sitting on a candy bar to warm it up cause it was in the fridge so I can eat it while watching the last song and smoking weed by myself
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
My only objective is to get drunk enough to forget the last 364 days.
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
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I didn't know he had a girlfriend until after we had sex when he said, "Man I really gotta stop cheating on my girlfriend."
Yea, she's 42 I'm 23. Girls our age are terrible. All they need is a divorce and a bottle of wine
Just ushered a raccoon across the street so yeah.. Good night
Because that's what you do with poop. You expect the worst.
Every time I download Tinder again, I hate myself a little more.
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
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