My professor really needs to stop abbreviating. I'll never remember what "Fun. Anal. Trade-offs?" means when i study.
she looked like the before picture.
I wish there was a facebook app that filtered my notifications to show only the ones having to do with people who'll fuck me.
I don't remember her name, all I remember is trying to suck the wedding ring off her finger.
I only broke up with her because the ex sex is amazing. She will do ANYTHING if i even hint at getting back together
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
he called AT&T to make sure that he had insurance before he threw his cell phone into the fountain.
Nope, I'm sticking to passive aggressive punishments. Like mismatching his socks and cumming on his leather couch. OCD is so wonderful.
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
She was purple for Halloween. She literally spray-painted herself purple and called it a costume. It won't come off.
Her weave came out on the dance floor. She was twerking and shaking one minute and her hair flew across the dance floor the next. Great way to be introduced to the family
My dad told me to bring weed to easter Sunday dinner..
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
do nipples grow back?
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