come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
I came home ate all of my roomates poptarts and then vommited on her duvet cover. I don't think today is the day to suggest the whole "sex instead of rent money" idea
Had to crawl to the kitchen this morning cuz I was too hung over but really wanted fruity pebbles. yes. I ate fruity pebbles on the kitchen floor.
Dude, I found out having naked people in your car is a felony.. Now were all fucked.
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
I guess "Ass Fun Friday" is not a thing no matter how many times I say it or bring it up in conversation...
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
I'm getting paid to get fucked up. How much better could this get?
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
It's magical, I'm just dancing. It's like prom but by myself and with less clothes.
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