i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
Literally 6000 elephants in my backyard.
bailing my boss out of jail is a great way to spend memorial day
You kept saying "sir officer" which would have been polite and helped you if it wasn't a female. She was pissed.
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
And after peeing my pants waiting outside for him, i proceeded to drop down and roll in the nearest puddle to pretend like i just ate shit when he arrived
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... So sensitive...
I think I just pulled an onion peel off my boob from sleeping on their kitchen floor
I think we have it figured out.. She's my wife when she's here and gives me advise on how to get ass when she's 1500 miles away.
I was going down on her and she started whistling "Whistle while you work." I'm in love.
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
Correction: Jimmy johns. The one pita pit employee has been an asshole to me ever since you locked them out of the store
She came home, put on the news, left a 20 minute drunk message on her friends machine, then proceeded to play back the entire message laughing hysterically and then just passed out
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