just to let you know, don't open your linen closet for a while until i come over with a cleaning kit and geek squad
Since you didn't call me back last night, I can only assume that in 9 months you're going to have a child that I'm going to refer to as, "Daddy's little mistake in Miami."
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
he tried to catch his projectile vomit...then went back to beer pong
I'm taking myself to the hospital right now b/c there is no way this erection is subsiding in the next 4 hours.
3 2 1 whiskey
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
We drunkenly built a couch fort and fucked in it. I've known her since preschool. This was every childhood fantasy mixed with adult dreams come true.
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
I'm getting 800 nuggets from McDonald's
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
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