Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
I was gonna make fun of her but that plan kinda stopped once she put my dick in her mouth
well what she called a "work function" most people call "doing shots with your boss while people throw napkins at you."
Come over, I want to eat cookie dough off your dick.
You will never know an awkward moment until your parents pick you up from a one night stand.
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
Bro, she said my penis was the best thing to happen to her mouth since teeth.
I better not get a vid of you penile helicoptering
I just had a random tinder dude give me a ride home from school because my car is dead. Tinder rules! It's like Uber, but with boys who want to impress you.
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
If I'm gonna have a rotation of guys, I really should stop them leaving boob bruises...
She said to call her, so I called her. Her boyfriend answered and traced the fucking call. I could litterally hear him yell because it turns out he lives in 4d
Don't you live in 4c?
I feel like I haven't slapped your ass in years. This will be awesome.
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