Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
my brother came home with a bottle of vodka and his pants off. were gonna spend more quality time together.
the only reason i invite her is so when the guys start to hit on her i know it's time to take their keys
I stopped understanding conversations unrelated to vodka two vodkas ago.
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
Hey I have your shoes. Do you remember shouting "Police brutality!" when the bouncer was kicking you out last night?
Would it be considered cannibalistic if I wanted to eat off his bacon tattoo?
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
And I'm only telling you that because I really wanted to use 'my boyfriend' and 'dick biscuit' in the same sentence.
We're sitting in the bathtub, eating pizza, doing shots of vvodka and comparing nipples. I havfe never been so comfortable in my life.
I can't believe i just offerred a guy a burrito and head, and got turned down. Officially celibate now.
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
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