Solid performance last night. Wanna be fuck buddies?
i barfeds in our rink
there are definitely too many half naked pictures of me out there for me to ever be famous.
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
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LA Sucks. The only way i can get laid is if i tell people im at a law firm that represent film producers.
And when they figure it out, they act like IM shallow.
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
Hungover/still slightly drunk at work. Opened a bag of cheese with a box cutter. Pretty sure I need stitches.
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
Honestly I think at this point I purposefully schedule nothing on Sundays anymore so I can spend all day wallowing in my shame.
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Eye surgery went well. Just can't believe it took getting lasers through my eyes to temporarily stop the vivid sex dreams I was having
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
Haha no we did it on his bed. Then rolled off into the bean bag. It was a strangely athletic performance on my behalf.
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
Somehow you're a lightweight AND an alcoholic. Rare combo in one person. Well done.
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
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