: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I called Tyra Banks a whore to her face. A sure sign I should go home. Instead I went to the gay bar.
Skinny jeans should not be made in size 14. Then, it's just a lie.
just because she threw up on my junk doesnt mean i dont like asians anymore
I want to celebrate with you...
There's nothing I'd like more than a celebratory "The guy I'm doing just found out he's not a baby daddy" dinner.
I just told a kid I was in a wheelchair because Santa shot me due to me being on the naughty list. You should have seen this little bastards face
Aside from the slim chance of pregnancy, I'm gonna call last night a raging success.
ATTN: We are officially 15 weeks from our annual "Get-Mega-Stoned-and-BBQ" event. Start saving up the proper supplies. That is all.
hey remember that mom you brought home from the bar last month... she is currently driving me back to her place. turning my phone off now.
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
If I die, let him know that his penis was the last penis I saw. And I'm happy about that.
It was inevitable. It was like I was a caterpillar and now I'm a drunk and high butterfly
As much of a hooker as I am you don't slam where you drink
Kids music just accidentally came on at this party. I didn't know how many stoners were here until they all sang along.
You should not be involved with someone who smells like that. Because that smell seriously does not go away. Even if you can't actually smell it at any given point, it will still haunt you
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