You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
she went to pee and i could hear her singing "Drip Drip Drop LIttle April Showers" from Bambi through the door.
He walked in and put an x made out of tape on the floor. He then announced that he was going to pass out there. Cocky or strategic?
Don't EVER smell your tampon
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
You tried to initiate "Occupy McDonald's" when the cashier didn't give you enough ketchup.
If I puke off the kayak tomorrow think nothing of it.
Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
I bet, I woke up to you like naked at 4 in the morning shoving a sandwich in your face
Apparently she broke up w/ her bf like 3 weeks ago. She actually called me to be her bday hookup cause she's single now. Patience- the virtue that occasionally pays off.
I wanna die. I can't recall the last time I was happy that doesn't involve your hand touching my butt.
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