Every time there's an awkward silence a gay baby is born
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
I woke up to find her cooking breakfast wearing nothing but my Nuggets jersey. I don't think this could end better.
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
Holy mother of cocks. I was grind-with-my-boss drunk last night.
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
I'm not worried. All I have to do is not be the drunkest painter at 8:00. Golden.
I only listened to his story about leaving the Amish community because I was hoping for a free drink
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
Holy shit I'm 26! That took an embarrassingly long time to figure it out, I need to keep buyin weed from this kid
We were fucking in the boat on the lake when another boat saw us and honked their appreciation.
I DONT WANT YOUR DICK. I WANT BRUNCH.
Through a complicated series of events, I wound up in the desert with a blue chick from comic-con. we lost peter. if you're alive, please come get us.
Am I the only person in the world that does not give a shit about the avengers?
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