I bet they all look and smell like Amy Winehouse
I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
Just woke up to my stoned boyfriend building a shrine around my bare ass. He'll never leave me.
Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
don't tell me about being eco-friendly. i just threw up in the same bag i bought my liquor in. RECYCLING
The money is just too good to quit doing it. I'm using the same justification strippers use.
Almost threw up on my grandmother as she walked in the house. Had to run to the bathroom and vomit my brains out. Prolly getting taken out of the Will now.
Yeah, but he has adorable dimples and dimples talk me into things.
You don't know the true meaning of fear until your girlfriend's niece insists on sitting on your lap with 20 mg of Viagra coursing through your veins.
Can't we just go back to fucking and having your boyfriend think you're completely straight?
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
Is it too much to ask for 10 minutes of privacy while I masturbate?
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
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