Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
let's just say I never want to get pulled over and have to explain to the cop why I'm wearing a false beard again.
There are pre-booty call contracts for a reason. I have no intention of calling you tomorrow.
Do you need my fax number or something?
I remember saying your puke looked like a jellyfish and you got very offended.
Dude, those shrooms u gave me made me remember writing the bible. Fuckn awesome
I'm high and dancing to practical magic. Your needs for my penis can wait.
Any time you've had a failed relationship, I blast No Sex for Ben by The Rapture and dance around my room. I wish I was joking.
I HAVE PIZZA MONEY AT ALL TIMES IT'S CALL EMERGENCY PLANNING
I'm not sure how long my penis is exactly, but I will tell you it resembles a bendy straw
It was a bad idea to take ecstasy with cats in the house. No animal likes being touched that much. Let me know how your eye feels tomorrow
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
I'm drunkenly throwing popcorn at a spider, fuck him. Why does his scary 8 legs get to be happy?
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