Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
I just realized I am holding a beer in 133 out of 134 photos of me on my facebook page.
Nobody is perfect
I'm at Waffle House wearing one of the paper hats in the other
Recently successful and happy relationships are at an all time high now that you are no longer fucking so many peoples girlfriends. You alone have changed the mating patterns in the lower half of our county.
You need to stop relating my life to your schoolwork. But tell my girlfriend that she'd be proud.
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
I told him if he wanted to lose weight he had to learn self control. Less than ten minutes after that I ate a cookie off the floor...
I told her the only thing I had going for me was my huge cock. She said she was willing to overlook my other shortcomings.
I think he's hit rock bottom. You know it's a low point in life when you cry because you weren't invited to sit in a box car and watch porn with two other straight dudes.
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
There's an owl outside. I feel like he's hooing directly at me.
Why do I have a wristband from the birthing center at the University of Maryland hospital....
I woke up and sent him a text that said 'I'm sorry forever'
I just made some sangria and taking a roadie on my stroller walk around the hood! Parenting at its finest
Are you alive? Cause this is my official "im actually alive" text.
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