I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
Hold on. She's wrapped herself in toilet paper and is scaring the dog.
Too many margaritas?
I feel like I need to get rid of the black eyeliner, glitter, and tequila breath before I to that world poverty conference..
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Do you remember calling me and dedicating a shot to me?
Well no need to be a stranger, even if you aren't interested in joining my bisexual polygamist marriage. New city, new friends.
im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
okay i am so sorry that i pulled a knife on you last night but seriously that woman knows how to throw a party.
We had 15 min before last call. Exact quote "let's see how drunk we can get."
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i know i shouldn't tell you this since i want you to really like me but i just spent the last 4 hours sleeping on the toilet.
No gay bar. My eyemake up looks like sex and Im using these dick daggers of mine tonight.
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
Uh do you have my pants because I have yours
Whiskey. Because sometimes it's fun to have your hands go numb.
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
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