you know you are hungover when... you set your alarm for the next time you think you are going to throw up
I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
I kiss like a newly born barfing kangaroo
I give out O-faces like they're halloween candy
Hey for future reference vodka can not be substituted for water when shaving your legs
I'm deleting all the photos of dicks off my phone. This relationship could be serious
So hungover. They actually hid easter eggs around me.
I'm having an emotional breakdown watching baby sloths on YouTube you need to come save me from myself.
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
They have beer where we have blood.
I went to the hospital to have my arm checked out, and they already knew the story. They gave me props for posting photos on facebook before even coming to the hospital.
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
Randomize
